UNICORN SPIT

$13.00

When you need magic of mythic proportions, reach for Wet Unicorn Spit. Ethically extracted from free-range unicorns, this miracle lubricant is sure to save the day. It even tastes like you favorite donut. Sugar-free yet still delicious. Magic! We all need a little help in the bedroom but when you are riding a unicorn, anything is possible! Kosher, since unicorns are not really considered animals. Water based, latex friendly, and paraben free. This product contains no sharp horns. No unicorns were harmed in the making of this product. Keep out of reach of children, fairies, and goblins.

 

Description

Water-based

4.6oz

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